Oh...as for grumpy customers?

1) I had a lady that did NOT like our return policy of CDs since it was HER fault she didn't read the small print after each song on this Christmas CD that said (remix) after each song. She said it was a HORRIBLE CD and she wanted to return it. I told her we couldn't when the CD is already open. She stomped off and was grumbling about what a stupid policy and such. *rolls eyes* We have LISTESNING stations that play a clip of the songs on about 3/4 of ALL our CDs!

2) I had this guy call in and want to find this book. The books were by an author he THINKS the last name was "Gibbons" and they were a military series. He THINKS one of the book titles had "corps" in it. He was on the phone for MAYBE 2 minutes after he gave me all that splendid info and said, "Just call me back when you find it." *rolls eyes* He said it in a RUDE way is what got me. Most customers will say that, but they say it in a NICE way.

3) I found a CD that was opened, CD was missing and the booklet was gone too. It was shoved into another book in our lit. crit. section. *shakes head* We found two "stolen" CDs.

4) The Kids section of the store this morning was REALLY messy. It took me a solid hour to fix it up to a presentable state. It still wasn't completely done after the hour too.

5) This lady called in and asked if we had any fake books that you could hide things in them. Kind of like a fake rock where you can hide a key of your house in, but this was a fake book you could stick onto a bookshelf and you could hide more than a key into it. We got to talking and she thinks she's gonna go make one for herself. Isn't that a cool idea, though?

--I forgot to mention this the other day--
Monday I had a customer that asked Stephen and I if we had a book on DOG names. I tell ya...He was dead serious too. Stephen and I looked at each other and gave these bemused looks to each other. I quickly looked and said "nope" to the customer. When he left Stephen and I busted out laughing. It was funny. I know there are BABY names, but DOG names? Come now...Mom says I should write one.